英语小品剧本+翻译

英语小品剧本+翻译

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甲:Hello,e来自veryone,haveyoueverseenthemovie<A360问答vatar>?Yeah,youareright,I'mthe留派客二动整察director--CameronDiaz,applaud频益跳让朝方武硫司细,thankyou....Recently,Iwilldirectanewmoviecalled<Avatar2>,today,therewillbeaauditionandIwillselectthreeactresseswhocangetthechancetoperforminthisfilmwithfamousactress---AnneHathaway,OK,let'sbegin.Atfirst,talentshow,numberone,let'swelcome.

乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darlingdirector,themostbeautifulcharming,sexygirliscoming,everybodyknowsme,right?Y心肉升边超听他学山奏刻eah,I'mNicoleKidman,openyoureyesa马害办阶药备低站细sbigasyoucanandholdyourbreath,therewillbeaunique,fantasticdanceshowforyou,Ibelievethatallofyouwillbecrazyaboutit,(打个矿没觉响指)comesomem宪江省权思接能usic.(搞笑舞,自由发挥).(跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕),thankyou,(面向导演),honey,isitawonderfulperformance?

甲:(作目瞪口呆状),

乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh,darling,areyouOk?

甲:eh...觉mygod,haveyouusesomestimulantdrugsthismorning,youm战念末信相akemynervesnervous.Getout,nextone.

乙:ohno...sweet,youbreakmyheart...(掩影步总谓阶普父听面离去)

丙:ohitseemstobeseri客底卫统负依积学践表纸ous.Godblessme(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手)式煤味费县品告鱼备,nicetomeetyou,director.

甲:(与之握手),nicetomeetyoutoo,so,introduceyourselfplease.

丙:I'mCelineDion,youknow,Idon'thavetoomanyachieve洋示ments,IjustwonfiveGrammyawards,12WorldMusicAwards,7AmericanMusicAwards,21Ju进米重社头读束减征北noAwardsand(做沉思状)oh,Iforgetit,aOscarAward,(同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calmdown,calmdown,派it'sjustapieceofcakeforme陈入胜,youknow,I....

甲:ok,stop,ti树哥歌诗新易meislimited,justbegin

丙:OK!!!I'llusemyfirstsignaturesongtoconqueryou--myheartwillgoon,justenjoyit.

ne练质九百常封资叫已预胞ar,far,whereveryouare

ibelievethattheheartdoesgoon

oncemore,youopenedthedoor(甲stops速请煤台top,丙不理,继续作深情状)

andyou'rehereinmyheart,

andmyheartwillgoonandon.

甲:guard,guard,help,dragthismadwomanout.

Oh,I'mdying,hopethenextonewillgivemeasurprise

丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)tobe,ornottobe,it'saquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'mgladtoseeyou,mydearprincess.

甲(做娇羞状):oh,it'sreallyabigsurprise,sowhat'syourname?

丁:Myname?Oh,waitaminute.DoyouknowTrishRegan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it'sok,thenhowaboutRobinMeade?(摇头),andMelissaTheuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),youknownothing,howcanyousitinhere.

甲(指门,气愤状),youyouyou.....

丁:okok,itdoesn'tmatter,youneedn'tlearnaboutthem,butyoumustknowme,themostfamoushostesswhowillcatchupwiththosepersonandbecomethegreatestpoet---oprah!

甲:Idon'tcarewhoyouare,justshowmeyourtalent.

丁:ok,listen,onepoem,Ihavehadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.WhenIlosther,Iregret.It’sthemostpainintheworld.IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!

甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh,Ican'tstand,showyouthedoor,

丁(转身离开,继续台词):Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis(回头,对甲)10thousandyears.

甲:oh,it'sreallyaterrible,awful,horribleday,whyitissuchdifficulttofindanexcellent***.oh,I'mdying,youthree,comehere,

三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey,youlikemydance,right?

丙镇静状:director,youlikemysinging,right?

丁深情状:princess,youlikemypoet,right?

三人同声:wearepast,right?

甲:eh..Thankyouforyoureh..Wonderfulperformance,but,I'msorrytotellyou....(接电话)What?Nobodycomeshereexcepttheythree,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),youthree,(抬头),pass!

三人欢呼,说:wemakeit,wearesuperstar!

乙(甜蜜状):that'sverysweetofyou,weloveyousomuch(飞个吻)

甲:youknow,youarenotgoodenoughnow,butI'mlookforwardtoyour***.doyouhaveconfidence?

三人齐答:yes,wedo!

甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!